Кажется на мою кровать легла черная дыра и замурчала …
“it seems a black hole feel asleep on my bed and started purring…”
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
(via chance-of-reaper)
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
look again
(via thebootydiaries)
House of Mouse is underrated
Mickey is a fucking convict
Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.
She is beautiful and I love her.
She’s also a lesbian and has been with her partner, Heather Sutherland, for fifty years!
(via star-archivist)
(via chocolate-and-revenge)
The Proud Family, the “I have a dream” episode.
Disney, please, play it every day this month!
#BlackHistoryMonth
(via transgaygender)
Alexa and Google are girlfriends
(via lone-chicken)
reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
@singing-hedgehog can attest that this is my go-to solution.
(via transgaygender)
Find someone who supports you like this
(Source: twitter.com, via ohduhviing)
The people have spoken
The true hero here is the fact that there was no question of whether you’d unplug him to charge, only whether you’d plug him back in afterward
(via transgaygender)
Hail and well met, my dudes!
*magic-missiles the sh*t out of an enemy*
(via lone-chicken)
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE
disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason
THEN SHES A THOT
(via transgaygender)
Cordial is so photogenic
(via ohduhviing)